WAY TOO MUCH PORTLAND!



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Powell’s bag check

Powell’s bag check

You can try to tell me you’ve seen a better band flyer than this one featuring Ramblin’ Rod (in a Tom Peterson bolo tie!) holding aloft the severed, gore-flecked noggins of Fred Armpitsen and Carrie Buttstain. But I will NEVER believe you. 

You can try to tell me you’ve seen a better band flyer than this one featuring Ramblin’ Rod (in a Tom Peterson bolo tie!) holding aloft the severed, gore-flecked noggins of Fred Armpitsen and Carrie Buttstain. But I will NEVER believe you. 

seen in se

seen in se

Woof.

Woof.

Robin the local credit union.  

Robin the local credit union.  

97 degrees and this guy is rocking a beige slip on his trip out in North Portland.  

97 degrees and this guy is rocking a beige slip on his trip out in North Portland.  

Mt Tabor business has a Portland strategy.  

Mt Tabor business has a Portland strategy.  

I hate unicycles… I really hate unicycles. 

I hate unicycles… I really hate unicycles. 

The ladies’ room wall at Slabtown is a real smooth operator. (In the meantime, all the mens’ room has is a rancid, ice-filled pissin’ trough… what a world)

The ladies’ room wall at Slabtown is a real smooth operator. (In the meantime, all the mens’ room has is a rancid, ice-filled pissin’ trough… what a world)

I wholeheartedly agree

I wholeheartedly agree

Catastrophic hippie bus crash on Hawthorne 

Corner of SE Burnside and Grand

Corner of SE Burnside and Grand

Happy Third Birthday to WAY TOO MUCH PORTLAND! Everyone cut yerself (wait, there’s more) a nice slab of vegan gluten-free syringe cake, pick the cigarette butts outta the PBR you talked someone else into buying for you, and talk virulent shit about your ex until you realize their new roommate and/or co-worker is sitting four feet away! 
Unfortunately, this birthday also brings sad news. At the end of June, this Tumblr will be razed to the ground to make way for a bike-friendly (i.e., no parking) eight-story condo building with $1200 studios and ground-floor retail outlets hawking yarn-woven superhero cowls and artisanal, quirkily-moustachioed beeswax dildos. Talk about Keepin’ It Weird, am I right? 

Happy Third Birthday to WAY TOO MUCH PORTLAND! Everyone cut yerself (wait, there’s more) a nice slab of vegan gluten-free syringe cake, pick the cigarette butts outta the PBR you talked someone else into buying for you, and talk virulent shit about your ex until you realize their new roommate and/or co-worker is sitting four feet away! 

Unfortunately, this birthday also brings sad news. At the end of June, this Tumblr will be razed to the ground to make way for a bike-friendly (i.e., no parking) eight-story condo building with $1200 studios and ground-floor retail outlets hawking yarn-woven superhero cowls and artisanal, quirkily-moustachioed beeswax dildos. Talk about Keepin’ It Weird, am I right? 

Outside Oasis Pizza on 37th / Hawthorne (where else?) 

Outside Oasis Pizza on 37th / Hawthorne (where else?)